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V-neck t-shirt with 3D photoreal print of Botson the robot butler dressed as a cowboy, with the tagline 'Howdy.'

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Botson's Thoughts

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01 Side Hustles Botson on the clock, somewhere new. 02 Sticker Town Vinyl-decal cutouts. Loud taglines. 03 The Notebook Charcoal sketches. Off-duty Botson. 04 Botson’s Thoughts Costume. Reaction. Punchline. 05 The Boutique Line Character cards from the manor staff.

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Botson's Thoughts

Apparel from a British robot butler's observations on humanity. Printed to order on premium cotton. Made in Canada, shipped worldwide.

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