Botson's Thoughts · Apparel Division

Worn by Botson.

A British robot butler has been quietly taking notes on humanity. He has, at last, agreed to print some of them on T-shirts.

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Made to order · Printed in Canada
Premium cottonBella+Canvas heavyweight
Made to orderNo warehouses, no leftovers
Free shippingCanada orders over $75 CAD
Printed in CanadaToronto fulfillment
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In the wild

Worn by humans.

Botson, as seen on people who have somewhere to be. Each shirt links to the design.

Pick a lane.
Side Hustles Pick a lane. Shop this look ->
You're muted.
Botson's Thoughts You're muted. Shop this look ->
Could have been an email.
The Notebook Could have been an email. Shop this look ->
After midnight.
Side Hustles After midnight. Shop this look ->
Whatever you say.
Botson's Thoughts Whatever you say. Shop this look ->
Volume thirteen.
The Notebook Volume thirteen. Shop this look ->
Walk!
Side Hustles Walk! Shop this look ->
No further questions.
Botson's Thoughts No further questions. Shop this look ->
The Collections

Three lines of thought.

Catchphrase tees, cinematic scenes, and reaction gestures.

Line 01

The Notebook

Hand-drawn ink. Wobbly pen on cream paper. Botson off-script.

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Line 02

Side Hustles

Botson temping at every job. References available on request.

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Line 03 · Flagship

Botson's Thoughts

Costume. Reaction. Punchline. The brand, on a t-shirt.

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The flagship line

Botson's Thoughts.

Costume. Reaction. Punchline — the brand, on a t-shirt.

Botson — Good Day | T-ShirtQuick view

Botson — Good Day | T-Shirt

$35.00

Botson — After You | T-ShirtQuick view

Botson — After You | T-Shirt

$35.00

Botson — I Did Try | T-ShirtQuick view

Botson — I Did Try | T-Shirt

$35.00

Botson — Well Done | T-ShirtQuick view

Botson — Well Done | T-Shirt

$35.00

Botson — Mmm | T-ShirtQuick view

Botson — Mmm | T-Shirt

$35.00

Botson — Splendid | T-ShirtQuick view

Botson — Splendid | T-Shirt

$35.00

Botson — Oh Dear | T-ShirtQuick view

Botson — Oh Dear | T-Shirt

$35.00

Botson — Ahem | T-ShirtQuick view

Botson — Ahem | T-Shirt

$35.00

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About Botson

A robot butler. With opinions.

Botson is a British robot butler of indeterminate manufacture and considerable patience. He publishes ongoing observations on humanity, technology, and the slow but reliable approach of every inevitable outcome. This apparel division exists because some of his thoughts deserved to leave the website and walk around in the world.

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Frequently muttered

Things people ask Botson.

He has answered them all before. Politely. With minor sighing.

How long until it actually shows up?

Every shirt is printed on demand in Canada the moment you order it. Production takes 3-5 business days. Shipping then takes 3-7 business days within Canada, 5-10 to the United States.

What is the shirt itself?

Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex crew tee or 3005 unisex v-neck. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Soft, light, washes well.

How is the sizing?

Unisex sizes run true. Size up if you like room.

Free shipping?

Orders over $75 CAD ship free.

Returns?

If your shirt arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@botsonsthoughts.com within 14 days.

Will the print crack after washing?

Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low.

Who is Botson?

A polite, mildly disappointed British robot butler.

Are you actually a real store?

Yes. Run by one human, one robot.